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Saturday, December 23, 2006

YO

Merry Christmas.

P.S.-Two best movies ever= Orange County
The Breakfast Club

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Handicap Accessible (?)

It's great to accomadate people of all different needs. Just make sure that if you're the one helping out, do it right! I was making myself a google account to get into blogger beta, and of course there was a handy dandy security code awaiting me. For those who are poor of site there was an optional button on the side which depicted the universal man-in-wheelchair. THE BUTTON WAS SMALLER THAN THE FREAKING CODE! How the hell are they supposed to see the dang thing! It's just another one of those cases of bad irony. If you really want to help people who are less fortunate, be smart about it. Make sure it will really help and not just make things worse.

Nevertheless, in the real world, last weekend M.W.'s holiday speech got me 6th in entertainment. (!) However th OID landed dead last out of five so at this point, screw it. The only problem is if I make it to state this year then I can't get to Rome over spring break. That'll be fun. Regardless of the future, I'll see you only a little later.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

44-2

Wrap you mind around this if you will. There are football games with results that look something like 44-2. Now the only way to score two points in a game of good ‘ol American football is to tackle the opponents quarterback in the endzone. It takes a good defense or a bad offense to make this happen. So what in the hell goes on when a defense that allows 44 points is able to pull that off? It doesn’t make sense! Did the quarterback for the winning team pull a Brett Favre and break his elbow right near the end? And that’s another thing. THE PACKERS SUCK! GO BRONCOS! That guy flippin’ never dies! And yet, even the Packer’s fans that admit this still love the guy. And where in the hell does the name Packer’s come from?! The Wisconsin frickin’ cheese PACKERS?! NICE!

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